Rolex, Watchdog!
Rolex received his training under the "ICE METHOD" and his masters
never regretted their decision.
Rolex was a special dog. He lived alone in a three bedroom, two
story house, on a canal front lot on Miami Beach. His boat, "Long
Enough" was moored at the dock near the pool. It had twin 235HP.
Evinrude V6s on the stern. Such a boat. Such a watchdog!
Rolex's masters did not live in the three bedroom house with
him. They lived in a one bedroom condominium. Can you figure that one
out?
One of Rolex's favourite pass times was to have ice thrown into
the pool. He would then plunge his head under the surface, search for
the ice from beneath, quickly raise his head and plunge it back in,
snagging the ice on the way. Rolex liked lizards. He would hunt them
with a passion at every opportunity. Any lizard would do, as long as he
wanted to escape!
Rolex has a great party planned for next year. It is going to be
a lizicle party. Picture this - a Lizicle is an odd thing. You can make
a lizicle for yourself or your dog as follows: Catch a lizard alive, any
type of lizard will do. Quick freeze him in dry ice in an extended
position. Prepare your popsicle mold by filling with water (you may
colour or flavour the water according to your taste) and then place the
lizard head down in the mold. His tail will serve in place of a popsicle
stick. Now, freeze the whole thing in dry ice. Voila! A LIZICLE!
Rolex plans to have at least a hundred gross of lizicles at his
big bash next year. He is now seeking competitive bids on lizicles from
suppliers.
As you can tell from the story so far, Rolex is no ordinary dog
(by the way, much of the above is true) yet, to look at him beside
others of his breed, you would be hard put to notice his special
qualities. As a result of this uncanny ability to appear normal while
possessing outstanding qualities, H.M.S.S. is seeking to recruit Rolex
as a 00 spy. His masters are not sure he will be able to make the
transition from watchdog to 00 spy but they are considering the
possibilities.
In the meantime, Rolex continues to live on Miami Beach, hunting
lizards and eating ice. And he watches. He is after all ROLEX, WATCHDOG.
