Friday, October 4, 2019

Grove

GROVE


Grove: verb.

Usage: He gone out groving last night. When he come home late, he catch a world a trouble.

I grove
You grove
He grove

Ve does groven
Yinna does groven
Dey does groven

Now, some of you scowlers may complain about how this verb grove conjugates. Hold on a second.

First you should know that grove is on the endangered verbs list.

Second, as an endangered verb, grove has sought for and been granted the right to conjugate any way it pleases from the Emperor of The Universe (TM).

Third, grove has officially chosen the above as the officially proper way for it to conjugate.

Fourth, being a bit of a rebel, you may still catch a wild grove or two conjugating in some improper way as you travel through life.